Cheerleading

A sport that is a mixture of dance, trampoling and gymnastics.

Yes. I said "sport", even though I don't do it. And I'll tell you why.

I'm a 800 metre runner for my school. 800 metres takes me three minutes. How long does a routine take? Oh, wait, let's see. Three minutes. Those who say that it "doesn't last long enough to be considered a sport" shouldn't consider athletics one, either. But you do, don't you? So... well. That arguement doesn't work.

What about it's "not hard enough"? Well, weights is a sport, no? And cheerleading - proper, competitive cheerleading - includes weight-lifting, in the stunts, no?
You say "well, it's four people lifting one"... umm.. have you ever seen it? The weight is carried by two - the others are just for safety.
Also, my friend's coach and her do this stunt where it's just him holding up her. You can't say weights is a sport and cheerleading isn't.

How about when you say "it's just a bunch of girls screaming"... god, have you ever seen rounders? Whenever they score a rounder, they're all like, "AHH!! WELL DONEE!! OMG!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" and clap and everything.

Umm.. to the dudes saying "all they do is flip a little" - well, gymnastics is just that, correct?

I have heard even lamer arguements, such as "jumping around a little isn't a sport!". What about high jump, long jump, triple jump and trampoling?

Or even - laugh my ass off - "only things that are against another team are sports." What about COMPETIVE cheerleading? This is the one my friend does. You - guess what - COMPETE against - can you even believe it? - OTHER TEAMS to try and - oh my god - WIN. ¬.¬'

My friend is a cheerleader! =)
Yes. She likes cheerleading.

by agb2001 June 20, 2009

Cheerslut

A girl who dresses and acts like a cheerleader/slut, hence the name combination. She will usually be snotty and dressed preppily, and her rudeness will usually be over a guy you both like. Or, she just decides she doesn't like you for no real reason.

The cheerslut dresses like she came out of a Gap ad.
The cheerslut ran up to him as soon as she saw him but he blew her off to talk to me.

by Sarah86 January 12, 2006

cheerio whore

a prostitute who stays the night and requires breakfast the next morning

Sorry I'm late boss, I had to ditch a cheerio whore this morning

by Graham Frank December 9, 2008

I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS!

A half-assed, CAPS LOCKED attempt at an apology for interrupting an awards acceptance speech. An obvious try for a compliment before going back to the original point to which you are originally apologizing for.

I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD'VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE'S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE…. WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY TALENTED!!!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

by Sharp1e September 14, 2009

Cheerios

Donut-shaped oat cereal that can help lower your cholesterol with a low-fat diet.

Which sounds a little silly, because even without Cheerios your cholesterol can be lowered if you just ate healthier and exercised anyway..

"Brian, there's a message in my cereal! It says 'Ooooooo'!"
"Peter, those are Cheerios."

by dictatorpants December 4, 2009

Cheerio

Wrongly confused with "chesto", "cheerio!" is an expression that Togame, the self-titled Strategian from Nisio Isin's Katanagatari, uses when she hits someone. "Cheerio" later became a word to be known across the land as what the most powerful man in the country, Yasuri Shichika, yelled as he took down the Eighth Shogun of the Owari Shogunate. Thus fulfilling Togame's dying wish for the expression to be spread across the country as a shout of encouragement.

Shogun: "Please spare me! Oh, I know! I'll give you the country! Don't you want power over the country?"

Shichika: "LIKE I'D GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THAT! CHEERIO!!"

*Kills the Shogun with a strike that runs through and destroys the entire side of the building and into the ground*

by reacquaintance January 9, 2011

leather cheerio

anus; rectum

My chica's leather cheerio looked like a jelly donut by the time I was done hammerin' it.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002