Canning

Drinking an alcoholic beverage, out of a can, at your pleasure.

*3:37 AM*
Owen on his balcony yells "WHOOOOO'S CANNNING ?!?"

Canners from each house on the street run out to their balcony and crack their own can.

*9:26 AM Saturday *

Andrew stumbles to the fridge, takes snap chat with his beer with caption "Who is Canning?!?"

by Huge Canner June 26, 2019

social cannibal

A social cannibal is a person, usually a friend, who is a friend when it's just you (and other friends in your group, this can have multiple victims at once but is not as effective the more friends he cannibalizes at once) around but as soon as he's around other people, friend or not, if he needs to he will feed off a friend's or multiple friends' faults to better himself socially. Usually it involves heavily over exaggerating stuff about said friends. The cannibal will usually deny doing this. It also counts if the person changes opinions and views on things based off the person they're around, things that you both agree with that he can turn around and accuse you of agreeing with that opinion.

Bi-stander: Yeah so people who play guitar are so gay.
Cannibal: Yeah! You're right! I hate guitar players
Friend: But dude, we both PLAY gui-
Cannibal: Uh, dude I used to but then I saw how stupid guitar is.
Friend: But dude just yesterday you where saying how you love g-
Cannibal: I didn't say that! By that I mean't I actually hate it.

*later*
Friend: dude you're SUCH a social cannibal.
Cannibal: no I'm not dude? what do you mean?

by a stupid douche April 26, 2011

Cannibal Corpse

An okay death metal band that used to be alright until George Fisher chose being a dork and dooming himself to virginity forever over songwriting.

George Fisher used to be a good vocalist for Cannibal Corpse, now he's just a nerd

by Xtreme2252 March 9, 2009

cannizzo

to be the don of a famley.or the head of a gang

damn we have the take out that cannizzo first.

by pmoney83 December 15, 2008

Anal Cannibalism

When two or more humanoids face one another back to back, spread their cheeks exposing their crevices, and force their exits to kiss passionately.

I better not wipe today, cuz if I'm lucky tonight Sally and I are going to get our anal cannibalism on.

by peeinmybutt February 16, 2006

Cannibalist

A form of the word cannibal that Nick thinks exists

Nick wishes he was a cannibalist

by Andrew Mulligan April 9, 2015

Canning on

To participate in or continue a heavy drinking session, particularly involving drinking of beer from cans.

Are we heading home or canning on?

by Wendell2 August 5, 2008