Ooga booga caveman brain

When someone is so dumb he literally can't be any dumber and is using - 50% of his brain capacity.

Have you seen what he did with his part of the group project? It's so dumb, I think he went ooga booga caveman brain.

by Lil rud October 13, 2020

caveman dat ho

the act of a man beating a woman with a club to the point of bleeding, then using the blood as lube to fuck her. Often involves a running headstart.

See also: restrepo

I usually perform restrepo after I caveman dat ho.

by Nubris August 14, 2010

so easy a caveman can do it

Sarah Palin
Katy Perry
Ke$ha
Bristol Palin
Your Mom
Taylor Swift
Justin Bieber
George Bush
J WOW
Snooki
The Kardashians
and Princess Daisy.

Snooki is so easy a caveman can do it.

by Everything you're not! January 11, 2011

caveman shower

Slamming your partner doggystyle and when you are about to blow, grab his/her hair so he/she can’t get away and blow all over your partner whilst screaming like a chimpanzee, optional actions are donkey punching or grabbing a stick and knocking your partner out

My partner was misbehaving today so I issued a caveman shower to assert my dominance

by Kyomado June 28, 2022

Caveman

A person who is dumb at using technology in minecraft.

Nick is a fucking caveman at using tech mods in minecraft.

by kratos555 June 12, 2018

Caveman mode

When you're just too horny and can't really think about what you're doing.

When you're in caveman mode, it's important to ejaculate as soon as possible in order to reach post-nut clarity, or it could lead to dire consequences.

Don't stay in caveman mode too long, we don't want you going to jail for cumming in that girl's coffee.

by Yesmannen July 28, 2019

to caveman

to caveman is to do something in the quickest manner possible no matter the consequences. it's often used within the realm of alternative space race history.

for example, taping a guy on a rocket and using his suit as a nosecone without bothering to add a parachute because you're just doing it to get records is cavemanning.

"with our current knowledge, we now know we could've cavemanned our way onto mars' surface before the invention of the internet."

"what's 'cavemanning'?"

"to caveman is simply to do it the best way possible"

by Sossololpipi September 15, 2022