carmel apple

a man on man homosexual deep throat ejaculation.

"hey Jim, I was with Brandon last night and he gave me a carmel apple."

by spiktakulus June 13, 2007

carmel person

A person who obsessively drinks Starbucks, talks about their rich person problems, and loves to spend all their money uselessly

That Carmel person just brought their Starbucks frappachino to school.

by thecarmelperson January 20, 2014

Carmel Winter

noun; informal
noun: Carmel; plural noun: Carmels

A person or thing that has a depressing or dispiriting effect, often relating to a refusal to take part in the consumption of the alcoholic beverage beer.

"Hurry up and drink your beer you wank stain, you're being such a Carmel Winter."

by WELL May 15, 2015

Carmel Football

Carmel (NY) football is mostly known for their rivalry with The Mahopac Indians. Even though their rivalry is one sided most of the time with the Carmel Rams winning every year, they’re known for choking really f*cking hard in the playoffs against any team. All Carmel coaches are known well for their success. With their head coach obsessing over a Peanut Butter and Jelly, he is also talking about how his “weather machine” is on and well. The Rams are always mostly successful every year but they’re just known for choking on their coaches cocks and in the playoffs. Also they’re known for their insane fan section the “Carmel Crazies” as one of the most rowdy groups of them all but very disrespectful and annoying at times.

Coach: You know what week it is? PAC WEEK!
Player: Damn now I know how awesome it is to be in Carmel Football. (Not knowing that this week for practice is the most hell you can physically do in just a week)

by JamJizzJoe October 14, 2018

Carmel

Carmel high school is a beast school with the hottest of the hot kids that go there. Way better than brewsterico or those pathetic Mahopac kids. Walk into any Che bathroom and it more than likely will be hot boxed because juul is cool. Don’t forget about there beast football team that happens to beat Mahopac every year. Carmel is clearly the best school around.

Nick- “did carmel beat pac?”
Joe- “did you seriously just ask that?”
Nick- “ forgot carmel is the best school around of course they did”

by Higgins is home July 23, 2018

Carmel

Carmel - a Thot with cheese

That girl is such a Carmel

by Cheesiest cheese boy June 24, 2019

Carmell

Carmell is strong he is fine he is an athlete He’s very trustworthy smart handsome he was still your girlfriend so you better watch out for him he knows how to keep good secrets he’s not a liar he’s loyal his loyalty is very strong he will have your back he’s loving his Carrie is so beautiful and handsome and he is so so so so cute his dick is long

Carmell is daddy an he will steal yo girl

by 1shot June 30, 2019