carmel person

A person who obsessively drinks Starbucks, talks about their rich person problems, and loves to spend all their money uselessly

That Carmel person just brought their Starbucks frappachino to school.

by thecarmelperson January 20, 2014

Carmel

Carmel high school is a beast school with the hottest of the hot kids that go there. Way better than brewsterico or those pathetic Mahopac kids. Walk into any Che bathroom and it more than likely will be hot boxed because juul is cool. Don’t forget about there beast football team that happens to beat Mahopac every year. Carmel is clearly the best school around.

Nick- “did carmel beat pac?”
Joe- “did you seriously just ask that?”
Nick- “ forgot carmel is the best school around of course they did”

by Higgins is home July 23, 2018

Carmel Swirl

When a strong man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and the proceeds to turn around and defecates into her mouth. She gargles the waste in her mouth and then spits it onto the mans chest and swirls it with her tongue.

My wife was trying to spice up our sex life, so we performed a carmel swirl.

by codybrub August 15, 2012

Danielle Carmel

A girl who is very underrated . Danielle Carmel’s have the best personality coinciding with amazing looks and brains!

Girl: Taylor is such a Danielle Carmel , she is so amazing and doesn’t get as much attention as she deserves !

Boy: wow, you’re right!

by Brookiecookie69 April 27, 2020

Carmel Football

Carmel (NY) football is mostly known for their rivalry with The Mahopac Indians. Even though their rivalry is one sided most of the time with the Carmel Rams winning every year, they’re known for choking really f*cking hard in the playoffs against any team. All Carmel coaches are known well for their success. With their head coach obsessing over a Peanut Butter and Jelly, he is also talking about how his “weather machine” is on and well. The Rams are always mostly successful every year but they’re just known for choking on their coaches cocks and in the playoffs. Also they’re known for their insane fan section the “Carmel Crazies” as one of the most rowdy groups of them all but very disrespectful and annoying at times.

Coach: You know what week it is? PAC WEEK!
Player: Damn now I know how awesome it is to be in Carmel Football. (Not knowing that this week for practice is the most hell you can physically do in just a week)

by JamJizzJoe October 14, 2018

Carmel Catholic High School

Catholic high school is mundy illinois. Really weird place. Nobody here “upholds the Carmel values”. Not even the teachers. I’m looking at the female English teachers at the end of the 100 hallway. I doubt more than 5 students can actually name all 5 or 7 of them values or whatever. The kids are really fake. Faker than any other school in the entire lake county. Shit spreads like wildfire here. Everyone is always up in everyone else’s business. Carmel is NOT a family and anyone who says that is a liar. You don’t bully and harass your family members like that dude. The only good thing about carmel is the athletics, the cafeteria food, and Father Christian. Best priest ever. But literally everything else at Carmel is ass. Even the hallways smell awful. And the boys 500 bathroom is even worse. Morelia is a fat ugly annoying slob and nobody has any idea where she gets off with an ego and attitude almost as big as her weight. Can she please learn to shut up. Don’t come here!

Things students at Carmel Catholic High School tend to say:
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered

by ccanonymous October 27, 2024

Carmel

The richest and whitest city in Indiana.

John: Let's get some Panera.
DaSaen: Hell no that's some white people Carmel shit

by IndyBoi69420 December 6, 2019