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Calculated

Bob: Dude, you're a math major. 105 - 80 is 25 not 15.

Bill: You just got calculated.
by glberns October 25, 2010
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CELLULARR

"omg, i'm like, going away on vacation for TWO WEEKS, so call my CELLULARR, k?"
by TINAA October 4, 2005
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calculater

Thought normally thought of as something you use to do math (calculatOr), calculater can be used at the end of an instant messaging conversation instead of culater (see you later).
a) gtg ttyl
b) calculater
by ElementNineteen January 7, 2007
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seville calculator

A myth by glasgow Rangers fans that the world media had a agenda against them.
While the world media reported the amount of Celtic fans as between 60,000 to 80,000 Rangers fans still insist they were no more than 30,000.
They also believe than the awarding of the World and European Fair play awards to Celtic fans only happened because of the biggest cover up ever in history in the history of mankind.
In a rangers pub you might hear "Them and their seville calculator ,I remember going to ibrox in the early 80,s I was one of the 5,000 loyal fans.
The problem is you hear that from almost every rangers fan over 40 and realistically you would need some kind of super seville calculator to figure that one out.
by factsarenotforhuns December 20, 2007
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Cellular Sodomy

1. anal or oral (usually anal) insertion of a cell phone that rings during an event such as a movie, play, music recital or other public event where quiet is desired.

2. What the price controling and monopolistic ATT/Cingular, Nextel, Sprint, T-Mobile & Verizon do to their customers every day.

3. Using cell phones to talk to the animals. (see also cellular bestiality and "Doctor Dolittleing")
Threat of cellular sodomy:
"Turn your (insert your choice of expletive)cell phones off or we're going to shove it up your choose orafice."

Subject of cellular sodomy:
"I just got my T-Mobile bill...How could I have used all of those minutes? I've never seen a more terrible act of cellular sodomy.

Commision of cellular sodomy(bestiality):
Caller: "So, what are you wearing?"
Donkey: "Hee-haw"
Caller: "Oh yeah, me too."
by 3dmark May 3, 2007
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No Calculators Allowed

When students’ reliance on a scientific or graphing calculator prevents them from being fluent in performing certain basic operations, such as factorizing a function, finding the zeros of a cubic polynomial, and standardizing a normal distribution from the Statistical Tables—ritually pressing a set of keys often conceals their poor understanding or mastery of these routines.
If only math teachers and tutors would implement the “No Calculators Allowed” rule, students would be manually forced to learn the routine or tedious steps in getting the answer to some intermediate step of a problem.
by MathPlus October 31, 2021
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bumpin oldies off my cellular phone

Lyric from Frank Ocean's verse in "Oldie" by OF

Bumpin lines of yayo off your iPhone.
yo we were bumpin oldies off my cellular phone you down?

i'm down
by mcgriddlelad December 18, 2012
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