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Slide into calendar

Slide into calendar can be used in these ways:

"Hey Hege, I noticed an empty time slot on your Outlook… mind if I slide into your calendar?"

"First, he asked for a ‘brainstorm session.’ Then, a ‘strategy sync.’ Now, a ‘team lunch’? Hege, he’s definitely sliding into your calendar!"

"I saw him lingering by Hege’s desk all week—dude’s trying to slide into her calendar."
by Calendar Creep February 27, 2025
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Alaskan Advent Calendar

The act of jizzing in one hole of an advent calendar every day until there are no more left. Then you freeze it overnight and then eat the chocolates. When you have all of chocolates in your mouth, you have oral sex with your bitch and then shoot her with a massive load of cum, and when she is knocked out from the cum, you throwing her out the window onto a freeway.
I gave my bitch and Alaskan Advent Calendar and the funeral is next thursday.
by 6117 March 11, 2025
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PJ Woods and Co Calendar

Calendar full of the craziest days of the year
I checked my bro's calendar to realize it was a PJ Woods and Co Calendar
by RyZ Raps November 12, 2025
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Love in the Time of Callera

The era when a phone call may be your only means of connecting with a loved one.

... with a hat tip to Colombian Nobel-prize-winning author Gabriel García Márquez for his 1985 novel Love In the Time of Cholera.
She wondered how long it would be until they could touch each other, see each other, breathe the same air. But he could call, she could hear his voice, and that was love in the time of callera.
by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2020
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