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fuck me in the ass and call me Jesus

To have fun and say in a sentence and to make your friends laugh
by Maxmilewicz November 15, 2019
mugGet the fuck me in the ass and call me Jesusmug.
This is the third time you have spoken about me behind my back, you may as well “stick a handle on me and call me a mug “
by Alfred Stanley July 15, 2019
mugGet the Stick a handle on me and call me a mugmug.
A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.
Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.
by ZenTam May 28, 2018
mugGet the fuck me up the ass and call me stupidmug.

Smack My taint, n call me daddy

something you say when you are surprised/ happy about something.
"How much is this car?" -me
"$500"- man
"seriously?" "Smack my taint, n call me daddy!"-me
by Bailey Gynther February 16, 2020
mugGet the Smack My taint, n call me daddymug.

Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch

An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure

(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")
Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened
by RevolutionKing888 May 26, 2023
mugGet the Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitchmug.

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