sabado caliente

n. after a heavy night of drinking on friday night, getting out of the house and into a bar before 2pm the next day.
-- often results in blacking out by sundown.

"how was your weekend"
"passed out on a curb at6pm on saturday"
"sabado caliente eh?"
"indeed"

by TK February 27, 2004

Caisen

The world's saddest excuse for a troll.

Mark: "Hey did you see that guy who tried to troll me?"
Jay: "Yeah, what a Caisen Mirassou

by Donald Barrett October 22, 2011

CaliGentleman

He is a man of mythic proportions, only few are destined to acquire such a majestic status. Legend has it that the caligentleman can win any debate by simply saying "ha ha me bro". There is no limit to what a caligentleman can accomplish from dancing bachata to driving on the nurenburger.

"Now thats a real mustang"- UV Rays
"ha ha me bro"- The CaliGentleman

by Puro Pinche Party June 23, 2018

Calimeter

A unit of measurement equal to 4 inches. Primarily used to describe the length of ones penis.

Billy was thrilled when he reached one calimeter.

by LongTailinFront March 4, 2019

caliente poke

The act of inserting your penis into a relative to soak. No thrusting is involved, and in most cases no ejaculation. Named for acts performed in and around the town of Caliente.

I did a Caliente poke at the family reunion.

by Pokyhontas March 8, 2019

Carisett

Means heavily loved. A girl who is very kind, sweet, friendly to those who cares about her. And has the brightest smile that lights up the room. With her smile she could drive you crazy. She's a keeper

I would really love to met a Carisett!!?

by lolcgirl November 15, 2019

Califerous

Califerous - Particularly cunning, sly, dangerous, and seductive.

My friend looked quite califerous, almost like a double agent.

by Slater124 January 29, 2021