california driver

People (that include myself) who drive in bumper to bumper traffic, drinking a soda, talking on the cell, all while driving at 85mph. Thats talent.

whoa! those california drivers are crazy!

by Zimbabwe June 14, 2004

California roll

v. To fail to make a complete stop at a red light or stop sign, especially when turning. Also known as a California stop.

"She got ticketed for a California roll."

by wayfarer April 27, 2005

Lafayette, California

A small town in the east bay where a lot of wealthy white folks live. Kids get very good education and most go to college. Teenagers love to party and smoke a lot of weed while their parents work great jobs and cover for their kid's partying. Its a very fun town to live in!

"Beer Pong and Weed are common interests for many teenagers in Lafayette, California." says Lafayette kid.

by Lafayette Kid January 9, 2010

California Car Wash

A sexual act involving 6 guys and 1 participant (male, female or any kind of animal). The first guy pisses on the participants face while the second guy flops his penis on the face to wipe all of the pee off. The next guy then blows a hot steamy load on the participants face (this acts as the coat of wax) while the fourth guy flops his floppy wiener on the face to get all of the hot cum off of it. Finally, the fifth guy spits on the participants face (nothing beats a good spit shine!) and the last guy will fart in the face for a real nice air dry effect. The person (or animal) going through the car wash can either crawl, or be pulled through on a skateboard (usually depending on whatever tradition dictates in your region.)

Hey Pete, tell John we should give that girl a California Car Wash later. Do you think we can round up another 3 guys?

by Chris T. Norris June 18, 2011

California Fathead Parrot

A complete moron in the coin chat of a certain web-based auction site.

the california fathead parrot does not actually understand what it says, nor does it have any true intelligence... just like its more famous relative, the african grey.

The California Fathead Parrot is a fucking shithead!

by marsha's nightmare June 28, 2009

Southern California

A variety of people. Southern California is known for its traffic, gangs, beautiful women, celebrities, and Hispanics are the majority. Also known for the best weather.

Gangster ass Southern California.

by everynamebeingusedbysomeonelse November 25, 2011

california rolling stop

This is when a driver does not come to a complete stop at a stop sign, generally they slow down to about 5mph, then roll on through. Practiced in many states but got its name in California.

That little Honda driver did a california rolling stop, I almost hit him with my big Land Rover.

by takethathill August 20, 2006