gitch cake

n. refers to the flattened mass of poo embedded in your underwear after mistaking the need to flatulate with needing to poop. Only occurs while sitting and usually when one is propped on one ass cheek to ease the passage of the perceived gas bubble (which is actually a shit in the chute). Frequently happens when one is dressed for work and while driving.

"Hey boss, I would love to discuss my performance issues in greater depth, but I am in the car, and while I had you on mute, I farted. Turns out it wasn't a fart, and I am sitting in a Gitch Cake. Can I call you back?"

by cookie1964 February 15, 2013

Scab Cake

A yeast infection similar to the blue waffle. It was originated in South Africa and then spread towards the north and onto Eurasia. Experts have not found a cure yet but research is in progress.

1st guy: Eww my girl had this bad blue waffle
2nd guy: you sure it wasn't a Scab Cake?
1st guy: what's that? Well it looked all scabby.
2nd: yep that's it. You might wanna get her checked.

by oozy the wise June 30, 2014

ghost cake

when you cum in a girl but you aren't sure and you see nothing leaking out of her.

IDk man it could be my child. Last time I was with her I gave her a ghost cake

by Draksketcher October 28, 2017

Fartin' on my cake

to rain on someone's parade, to diss their set. Reference to cakefarts.com. To disrespect someone so much that you walk into their birthday party, and proceed to deficate on their cake.

we got problems or something? why you be coming up here fartin' on my cake nigga?

by rizzy viz December 21, 2009

Cock the Cake

To ruin a good thing. Philadelphia-area slang. Etymology: allegedly originated at a party where a drunk attendee actually stuck his penis into the birthday cake, preventing everyone else from wanting to eat it.

Mary: Honey, my mother is coming to visit this weekend, so you're going to have to cancel your camping trip.

Bob: Well that really cocks the cake!

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"Dude, don't tell your girlfriend you've been cheating on her. You've got a good thing going, and you're just going to cock the cake!"

by Bendy5 April 3, 2010

Lemon Drizzle Cake

A euphemism for a woman's vagina, specifically being referred to if you have previously performed oral sex on said woman.

Robert: Have you tried Mrs McKellar's Lemon Drizzle Cake?
Stuart: No
Robert: It's fucking tasty shit like

by Stuart The Funnyman December 26, 2011

a piece of cake

When you say something is a "piece of cake," it means it is very easy to do.
In the 19th and early 20th centuries, African Americans started "cake walks." They walked or danced around a cake in pairs, and the best couple won the cake. This is how the idioms "cake walk" and "piece of cake" came about -- both meaning that something is very easy to do.

A: Hey! How did you do on the exam?
B: I got an A. The exam was a piece of cake.

by TKrattlesnake January 19, 2015