jeremy the cactus

Noun: The name and leader of a cult of followers that have the belief that the world was created by a cactus.

Someone: what the heck are you promoting
Me: Jeremy the cactus, who else?
Someone: who?
Me: come with me and you'll see, a world of a cactus's creation

by Hunter01 February 5, 2019

Black hole butter cactus

The action of a black man pouring pig fat on a sizeable cactus (Arizona variety), and proceeding to sit himself upon the peak of the cactus. In a perfect world, the cactus would proceed to penetrate him.

Yo Jerome!
Yo whattap?
You got that black hole butter cactus?
Pouring the pig fat as we speak my dog.

by Jackinthabox April 27, 2019

cactus-hopping

The answer that an irritated Arizona dweller gives when presented with the all-too-common question, "What do people do in Arizona? (Or something along those lines)", a question that is generally asked by a naive non-Arizona resident. Whether or not cactus-hopping is truly practiced in Arizona remains a mystery, but it does make for a good way to silence people who think their state is cooler than Arizona.

"What will I do when I go back to Arizona for the summer? Why, go cactus-hopping of course!"

"Ow, my foot hurts. I must've done too much cactus-hopping in Arizona."

"The only activity that matches the coolness of cactus-hopping is gila-monster-catching!"

by EnlighteningSD January 2, 2009

Cactussed

The act of being cut, scraped, stabbed, or injured in any other manner by a cactus or a related species.

Don't run through the desert without shoes or you might get cactussed.

by ehbaseball October 18, 2010

The Cactusman

The most awesome thing ever created. He has ONE wing hidden inside his t-shirt and a canadian tucked under an arm.

Dan: You see that guy, he's The Cactusman
Tom: I know, right.

by deathofmeat May 12, 2010

Licking the Cactus

Going down on a girl two to three days after she's shaved her junk.

Gwyndolynn forgot to pack her razor, so I was licking the cactus towards the end of the trip.

by Gabe McDanielTrim January 2, 2012

goes home to a cactus

when you go home to your pet cactus, and end up having more ‘fun’ then expected

when she’s alone she goes home to a cactus

by harrysupperrighttit November 16, 2020