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custard tits

Custard Tits is usually a term used for a chick with sloppy, saggy tits. The name comes from the sloppiness of the breast, which can be related to the feeling of custard in a plastic bag.
'Damn that bitches tits are sloppy. Goddamn custard tits."
by WooS July 17, 2006
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custard pie

V. To Custard Pie

From the age old tradition of a clown throwing a custard pie at another clown or member of the audience, this phrase has come to mean when someone humiliates someone on a personal level either by accident, or on purpose.

To custard pie someone is to not notice, be it on purpose or accidentally, that a person has spoken to you, waved at you, blown a kiss at you etc.

If a person waves at someone across the street, and the other person carries on walking, for whatever reason, the wavee is said to have 'custard pied' the waver.

This phenomenon is usually followed closley by a snide remark of the person who has just been custard pied, or an aquiantance saying something such as "You need some help cleaning that pie off your face?"
Man in Street 1: "Hey buddy! Good to see you? How you been? High Five!"
Man in Street 2 walks on
Man in Street 1's Girlfriend to Man in Street 1: "Haha! You just got custard pied!"
Man in Street 1: "Give me a hand with this all this pie?"
by Howester January 27, 2008
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custard darling

Chayzee custard darling over there

My custard darling is penggg
by Finesse.latinaLuciaa June 3, 2017
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custard and jelly

I got chordy (stolen)32 inch custard and jelly do wanna buy it.
by Constant John February 14, 2009
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Custard Cream

The most infamous of party pranks. A custard cream is where you and a group of friends pin down another party goer and insert a custard cream biscuit into their rectum. Often followed by duck taping over the cavity to make sure it is secure.
Did you hear about John?
Yeah apparently he got custard creamed last night
by J_Hop May 2, 2016
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custard pillow

Matt makes the most delightful custard pillows.
by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003
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Custard Hole

When ones butthole is the consistency of custard from being ULTRA Punished
"I fucked this ho last night but dam she had a custard hole"
by Ultra Ninja January 23, 2018
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