Cumplosion

When a male ejaculates and it knocks the people surrounding him off their feet. Has been known to break limbs etc. of spectators.

AAAGH! You broke my leg when you had a cumplosion!

by Peter lololololol December 10, 2009

Cumpany

When somebody, such as a friend with benefits, comes to visit you and give you sex, because you are lonely and bored.

Little Lord WTF?: "I'm bored."
Friend: "Want me to come and keep you company... or perhaps CUMpany?"
Little Lord WTF? "Naughty, naughty. Yes, Yes.

by LittleLordWTF? May 17, 2011

CUMPARE

American-Sicilian slang. Means "good fella; best friend".

Used in many italian-american movies.

Hey cumpare! How u doing?

Whats up cumpare?

Lets go cumpare!

by Federico Iussig Zuliani May 11, 2007

cumprised

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

by Southern Gentelman December 16, 2007

cumpooper

After anal sex, the man cums in the woman's anus. She, then, takes a shit. Resulting in, cumpoop.

After I rode her, she became a real cumpooper.

by Z-schnizzle October 20, 2008

cumpetition

any kind of competition involving cum; usually involves a measure of speed, distance, or volume of cum

dude 1: hey you cumming to the cumpetition on saturday?
dude 2: hell ya, i've been waiting to cum all week!

by billy boi bud December 5, 2010

Cumpacity

The amount of cum a given person can hold in their mouth (or any given orifice) at one time.

Her mouth has a very good cumpacity. I blew two loads in there!

by Ninja Amber August 28, 2011