crump-hole

nickname for a hard hit or a great blow

oh i got fully crump-holed last night, im sore

by leila arrow December 14, 2020

Crump

Noun; someone who is stereotypically british.

(used to insult anyone who is not american)

Ryder: It’s spelled ‘colour’ not ‘color.’
Reese: shut up, you crump.

by Not rice March 21, 2021

Callum Crump

used to refer to a cool underground fakemink skater.
Someone who isnt narcissistic, the best person to ever exist and doesnt manipulate anyone.

"Wow is that Callum Crump, he killed my whole family but said I was calm so imma be mates with him"

by poo123testicles July 30, 2025

Crumping

Picking skin flakes off your asshole and snorting then up like cocaine

I was crumping my girl last night and her flakes were gas ngl

by John Crump March 31, 2025

Crump

The action of grabbing another person’s genitals while keeping one’s hand in their pocket.

“Dude, what are you doing? Stop, it’s weird.”
“It’s called crumping, get used to it.”

by Goon Lagoon May 9, 2024

Cortisa Crump

"Cortisa Crump" means to do cunty hand gestures (or dance) refering to lyrics on any Cortisa Star song.

dang girl your Cortisa Crump is giving cvnt!

by AyeshaonlineX3 March 17, 2024

Crocodile Crump

When you give oral to a man and you accidentally bite him, or you’re being too teethy.

Zack: Yea man, last night Tina crocodile crumped me
Josh: Well damn! So did Emma.

by urbfssidebae August 5, 2022