If your girl does not playMinecraft she doesn’t get the dick tonight
“Bro my girl doesn’t play the craft” you know what that means “thou does not get the shaft” she does not play Minecraft if she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft
“Mine craft” was a popular game in 2016 until other games came out, its a block game, it’s also a pixelated game, you can talk to random people all over the world! It can be played on Xbox, and PC, (ect)
Friend 1:Hey, do you play mine craft?
Friend 2: pf! Who plays that sad game?!
Friend 1: oh... um. Yeah! Who would play that game it’s so sad!
The act of playing Battleracks (online game where one decides which pair of boobs are best) while playing Minecraft, and simultaneously getting head.
Hey jaggoffs, I got some excellent Battle-craft-head last night from this loose hooker. It only cost me 3 bucks! But now I have herpes, AIDS, and the crabs.