When a girl mounts your face with a Scotch Egg in her vagina, and as you’re eating her out she pops it out (a la ping pong ball circa Vietnam War) so you get your cake and eat it too.
by HarryIsTheHead October 15, 2017
Get the Scottish Cowgirl mug.A man who can’t perform on top due to age, injury, laziness, or fitness so he purely has sex in the cowgirl position to not put in any physical work during sex
How does Bill Belichick have sex with his girlfriend? She’s so young and he’s so old!
Bill is clearly a cowgirl warrior, because there’s no way he can handle that at his age.
Bill is clearly a cowgirl warrior, because there’s no way he can handle that at his age.
by nbayoungboyslatt4l February 6, 2025
Get the cowgirl warrior mug.Whilst one's female lover mounts you in the standard Cowgirl position, she lets fly with a stream of golden urine to spice things up a bit. There is also a variant called the Fudge Brownie Cowgirl, best performed in the Reverse Cowgirl position for best visual effect.
by Crystal Tunt May 15, 2024
Get the golden cowgirl mug.A sexual position in which the penetrator (usually male) lays on their back gets straddled by the cowgirl (usually female) while they face away from each other.
I wanted to be penetrated without having to look the person doing it in the eyes, that's when someone suggested I try the reverse naughty cowgirl then.
by Krys Talmef June 19, 2022
Get the reverse naughty cowgirl mug.A Love position, which is sexual, where the female straddles the other partner on the hips, either sitting or laying down (couch, chair, bed) in clothing(typically pajamas) to protect from impregnation, caution is required with reverse midnight cowgirl (both partners facing forward while the female partner straddles the lower partner) because this high a higher chance of conception.
We had a late night playing Red Dead Revolver and got in our pajamas and tried midnight cowgirl for a spin.
by Big Bic Boi July 15, 2025
Get the Midnight Cowgirl mug.In the non-monogamous/polyamorous community, a monogamous woman who seeks out polyamorous men in the hope of eventually making the man exclusive with just her.
Jessica is definitely cowgirling Mike. She knows he has Paige and Mary, but wants him all for herself.
Careful, dude. That Jessica is definitely a cowgirl, and I know you already have a couple girlfriends.
Careful, dude. That Jessica is definitely a cowgirl, and I know you already have a couple girlfriends.
by Ai Hikari February 6, 2024
Get the cowgirling mug.Like the normal reverse cowgirl but this is done while the man is standing and holding the girl up in the air facing away from him with her legs wrapped around his hips.
It was at the moment when he had her in the aerial Reverse cowgirl position did she realize, he might one day be the father of her kids.
by Shaggilicious January 12, 2023
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