Cough Splash

1. An individual who makes an embarrassing dick of themselves in public places.

2. Someone who you really do not want to be!

Person 1: Jan is such a dick.
Person 2: Yeah she is a total cough splash.

by 6515 October 31, 2011

kennel cough

Illnesses which are spread around at conventions (Comic-Con, Fur-Con, Bear Run) due to the large numbers of people who gather and interact in one confined place. Lack of sleep, drama, stress, travel, and post con depression may also depress the immune system, contributing to kennel cough.

This is synonymous with "Con Crud" or "Bear Flu".

I had an amazing time at Texas Bear Round-up, but I ended up catching kennel cough.

by Cubcake76 December 2, 2016

Cough and rally

When you take a hit of weed, it makes you cough to the point you want to die, but you keep smoking.

I was coughing so hard but it was my turn in the rotation so, cough and rally

by Alexander Allen April 17, 2021

slut cough

When a "witty" teenager decides to cough and say the word slut at the same time. Their version of stealth.

Cindy- They kept on slut coughing me every where i went. In the hallways,in class, at the strip club.

by Ali Tabooger May 1, 2006

Spicy Cough

Coronavirus. Covid 19

Mate, so gutted I can’t come this weekend, I have to self isolate, managed to catch the spicy cough

by Jb1394 March 2, 2022

rhymes with "cough"

derived from the desire to 'swear without swearing', from a glorious exchange - with nether party swearing one bit!

in an attempt to imply 'f-off', the rhyme was offered up instead. with great surprise the reply was even better than the joke itself...

(also used: 'would you like to play the russian composer?')

me: 'enter facetious remark here'
other: 'enter doubly facetious retort here'
me: rhymes with "cough"
other: er, "rachmaninoff"?

by little-miss can't do wrong January 12, 2008

frosty cough

During sex with your new kinky playmate who's enjoys a good choking. Start choking them and wait till you know they are past the safe zone for choking. Get a cold look on your face and keep choking till they almost black out when they gasp for air shoot a load into their mouth thus resulting in a "frosty cough".

"Dude your girlfriends nuts if she wants you to choke her while getting it on, you should give her a frosty cough!!"

or

" That asshole gave me a frosty cough last night!! Your brothers a dick."

by gqshiftdrift May 4, 2009