Cornwallis

used to describe a person, place, thing, event, action that seemingly makes little to no sense, whatsoever; can be used to describe retardedness; describes someone whom has surrendered to their stupidity

Dude, that guy is so drunk that he's spilling beer on everyone! That's Cornwallis as shit, bro.

Man, that girl's #yolo attitude is gonna land her straight at the schmeschmorsion clinic. Total Cornwallis, she is.

by the euroWonder November 9, 2012

Cornwall

When you feed your girlfriend nothing but corn, wait for her to shit and half way through fuck her in the ass.

I cornwalled my girlfriend last night.

by DaftSpades January 24, 2014

Cornwall

A remote, uncivilized area that is abundant in low paid jobs, widespread heroin abuse and a high number of semi-derelict towns but is perversely held to be somehow superior by its fat, unintelligible and sanctimonious inhabitants.

Why would you go there? That place is 100% Cornwall.

by Alan Spangler June 24, 2014

Cornballing

the act of sticking your penis inside another man's anus.

My mom caught me cornballing my best friend and she said I should be ashamed.

by Prozach21 November 20, 2010

Cornwall

To lead someone on, only to abruptly change your mind by cutting off contact.

I invited this girl to the country for the weekend then totally cornwalled her by not calling.

by Duchess of Brompton June 9, 2011

corn ball

1.A fucking guy who walks down the street grilling You when he's with his punk ass crew, but when he's by himself he doesn't look Your way.

2.A fucking guy who calls his little ordinary ass girlfriend up throughout the day asking her "where you at?",
"Baby,who you chillin with?"

1. That cornball allways grillin!


2. This cornball is strait pussy-whipped!

by Starlo Dulcia July 28, 2004

Cornwall

When a man presses and rubs a closed fist against his lover's anus for added stimulation during sex.

Jonathan's pinky developed a cramp while fingering Connie's anus, so he simply made a fist and Cornwalled her.

by BB2 July 14, 2013