Wisconsin Hair Conditioning

When you ejaculate on the back of a woman's head, directly aiming the spunk at her hair.

You ever give a girl a Wisconsin Hair Conditioning, they sure do love it, does wonders for the curls!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

equality of condition

1) The state of being between two or more objects being the same
2) The state of being between two or more people when given a circumstance each will have roughly the same knowledge and enough experience to make a rational decision.

The equality of condition between the 2 football teams made each a formidable opponent which then made for an amazing game which ultimately ended in a tie

by spyasher6 April 15, 2020

condition white

A relaxed state of awareness wherein an attack would be completely unexpected, such as being asleep, or being IN one’s phone.

I was in Condition White, Facebooking, when that car hit me.

by Cmdr Fat Coyote October 22, 2017

Behavioral Conditioning

When you continue to do that same thing right or wrong over & over it is behavioral conditioning.

Looks like he's at it again?!
If he keeps that effort up, it will lead to behavioral conditioning for him.

Johnny Black III
Black Sensai

by Black Sensai December 20, 2024

conditioning hike

The most hellish and painful experiences on the planet. It starts off with a simple walk. And about 90 pounds on your body. For 21 kilometers. A big "fuck you" given to US Marines before they redeploy.

Hey Martinez, you want to go to McDonald's?
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!

by Doc Of the Walk March 30, 2015

beer conditioning

verb. Preparation or conditioning your body for large amounts of alcohol consumption by consuming alcohol on a ramp-up schedule over a long period of time.

Dani B. (Morning after) Beer at 30 is not like beer at 22...

Jonny B. I feel fine. You should work harder on your beer conditioning.

by CadeyzDad September 4, 2017

underlying condition

A pre-existing medical issue that can increase a person's vulnerability to contracting coronavirus and/or dying from it.

Anything which renders someone less than optimally healthy, compromising their immunity.

Being human.

Just being alive felt like an underlying condition. Her asthma was an additional factor, she supposed, but each day she was getting news of yet another person coming down with corona. They were old, middle-aged, young, healthy or not.

by Monkey's Dad March 29, 2020