not to be confused with a comfort boy, a comfort man (sometimes called an emotional support white boy) is a male celebrity or fictional male character that someone who usually isn't comfortable around men, finds extreme comfort in. they're the type of man that you'd feel safe with if the two of you got trapped in an elevator together.
"patrick stump from fall out boy is my comfort man."
"you know what? valid choice. he's like a human puppy."
"you know what? valid choice. he's like a human puppy."
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(n.)High in fat and carbohydrate, comfort foods are eaten by lazy glutons to help them forget thier woes.
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That chicken sandwich is so just comfort food--you're going to need to detox with an arugula salad with nutritional yeast.
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1."Jesus Marco, why did you crack my pencil in half? Youre SUCH a comfort wipe"
2."Comfort wipe, my ASS!"
3."Jesus Christ Susanna why'd you key your own car?" "I thought someone stole my parking space!" " Susanna your such a fucking comfort wipe. "
2."Comfort wipe, my ASS!"
3."Jesus Christ Susanna why'd you key your own car?" "I thought someone stole my parking space!" " Susanna your such a fucking comfort wipe. "
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2. a female Weeaboo or a slut that's into Japanese animated porn.
2. a female Weeaboo or a slut that's into Japanese animated porn.
1. "Grandma, what's a Comfort woman," questioned the little girl. "No dear, that's a bad word used by evil men," responded the old ex-Comfort Woman who was forced into sexual slavery during WWII.
2. God that bitch, put name here, keeps posting those inappropriate and disgusting drawings of hers. She's such a Comfort Woman to those disgusting perverts.
2. God that bitch, put name here, keeps posting those inappropriate and disgusting drawings of hers. She's such a Comfort Woman to those disgusting perverts.
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group 1: We cant cook our own dinner because I cant find my stereo! help?!
group 2: Don't worry! Come over here for a comfort party and eat with us, We'll take care of it!
group 2: Don't worry! Come over here for a comfort party and eat with us, We'll take care of it!
by thomas pickleman April 28, 2014
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