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Colorado Lightning Rod 

Where the man sticks his nose into the vagina and farmer blows, all while shoving his fist 8 3/4 inches up her ass until you see your fist pushing up against innards. The man masturbates... The nearby animal, usually a small mammal, runs up the man's dick hole so jizz flies everywhere.
Hey Colorado Lightning Rod tore my dick hole. But the orgasm was amazing.

colossal fatass 

The largest form of fatass in the known universe, typical traits include eating, shitting, sleeping and eating while shitting. The stench from such a beast is fatal to anyone within a 5 meter radius
Bob:quit being such a colossal fatass and go for a walk
Joe: no can do, i gotta take a shit and eat supper, then sleep
colossal fatass by endlessnameless February 2, 2010

Colorado wildfire 

A sexual act in which, just before the man ejaculates, He lights the womans pubic hair on fire, Then extngiushes it with his fire hose of cum. Saving the day as as a firefighter.
I put out her colorado wildfire last night.

Colorado mad cow

When a girl gives you a hand-job and then slaps you in the face with your own man goo. This is the females revenge for a Colorado snow plow
Dude, I was laying back getting a hand-job and then Stephanie got mad and Colorado mad cowed me.
Colorado mad cow by djjazzyj July 23, 2009

Color Appreciative 

To appreciate different cultures as opposed to having to ignore their culture or be "color blind" in order to embrace them.

Upgrade to the term "color blind".
I'd rather be color appreciative than to be color blind.
Color Appreciative by on November 3, 2021

color money 

A word used to signal your security/crew to pounce on a potential threat.
We too close to be two niggas. COLOR MONEY!!!
color money by QMark April 6, 2015