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coconut crab

The scariest animal in the world. Holy shit.

Thought to be responsible for eating Amelia Earhart. Yes.
by sin_duda October 28, 2009
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Coconut Explosion

When a guy comes in a girl's mouth and she spits it back into his face.
Trevor came over last night and we went at it for hours. I gave him a taste of his own medicine at the end -- he got one hell of a coconut explosion!
by minutehandz March 12, 2011
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coconut oil

Hey babe.... U get the coconut oil?
by Musetoabuse October 2, 2013
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Coconut Explosion

- noun
The act of expectorating recently ejaculated semen into the face of the jizzum donor. The expectorate must be expelled in such a manner so as to be well distributed over the recipient's visage, so as to simulate or suggest the shrapnel damage that so often accompanies concussive chemical experiences. Note that a primary blast area or concentration of impact is not uncommon.
After examining the splatter pattern on Chief's face and the manner in which it had stubbornly adhered to his facial hair, Penny suspected M.A.D. involvement, the coconut explosion being one of their trademark forms of sabotage.
by Dr. Monster March 8, 2011
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Coconut Gun

Fires in spurts. If you get shot you'll probably die
Oh god no his coconut gun can fire in spurts
by upinyocribdawg68 May 8, 2020
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Coconut Doughnut

Facial hair that circles the mouth and goes down to the chin. It is used to pleasure a male during oral sex. Also known as a goatee.
Jerry has the sexiest coconut doughnut and knows to use it.
by Lean Gus August 2, 2011
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Coconut challenge

A fucking stupid challenge where a girl sits on a penis and tries to draw “coconut” with her hips.
Guy: Hey baby, wanna do the coconut challenge?

Girl: Bitch, hell no.
by Ireallydontlikeu69 July 31, 2019
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