Capigalism

A term used to describe what capitalism has evolved to in many countries in which most of the capital in held by an extremely small group of people and financially neglecting the majority of the population.

This unconstrained capigalism will lead us to the next social revolution.

by Gilsha December 19, 2016

Capitalized Humor

The act of texting something with full caps and then using lowercase to make a "gentler" effect. This is usually a futile attempt at humor that never works, and in the end is quite annoying.

Friend: Hewlp

*H

*E

*L

*L

*O

THERE

Me: What are you doing

Friend: IT'S CALLED CAPITALIZED HUMOR

anyways want some popcorn?

by VoideMiste January 18, 2019

Alternating capitalosis

An unfortunate syndrome, common in iGen girls, in which the subject becomes increasingly prone to using aLtErNaTiNg CaPs in an attempt to be dramatic or add emphasis to a given statement.

DR: "I'm sorry, Alissa. It seems your Tumblr-scrolling habit has led you to contract Alternating capitalosis."

ALISSA: "oH nOs."

by Umbrella_Stand January 5, 2019

Capitalism

Something I'd probably advocate if what the rich wanted us to believe was actually true, that the poor are lazy and the rich are hard working.

Moron: I'm a capitalist because I know that every poor person is lazy and that if I work hard, I'll be rich because only hard workers get rich.
Smart guy: So the rich never screw anyone over to get there?
Moron: Not at all! Don't let those stupid liberals convince you otherwise.
Smart guy: You think capitalism is perfect?
Moron: Yes!

by blackwhitebrown9 November 7, 2010

anarcho-capitalism

From 'a' meaning 'without' and 'arch' meaning rulers plus capitalism. In other words capitalism without rulers. Rulers are taken as the state, whilst the term 'capitalism' included is taken to coincide with the liberal definition of capitalism as opposed to the Marxist one. That of freedom only finishing where the freedom of another is curtailed.

Anarcho-capitalism would be like now but without drug prohibition hence without drug gangs; without taxes hence without low wages and economic underperfomance; without the state hence without war.

by Robin d'Hood May 11, 2007

capitalistocracy

Any form of government that is controlled by high level bankers and or corporate conglomerates. Either known or unknown by the general public!

The state of the US government today!!!!!

i.e. We do not live in a democracy, we live in a capitalistocracy!

by Sean Hathaway June 15, 2007

capitalism

A system that never really existed and is made fun of by people who desire socialism, which also has never really existed.

Political economist are the modern sophist.

by Squamous Chicken August 19, 2003