suprise buttsechs 

When a person is quickly and unknowingly given buttsechs from someone who sneaks up behind them.

carleana "omg i just felt something in my butt"
rachel "zomg what was eet?!"
Jamesaxlmooney "SUPRISE BUTTSECHS!!!!"

suprise buttsechs by zomg effing brilliant July 26, 2006

Butt Sex 

Any sex involving the anus. There are three degrees to butt sex:

1. Regular butt sex. That is anal sex involving plenty of lubrication and great care to avoid injury.

2. Rough butt sex. Anal sex involving little lube by those who like it rough. Spit or similar substances may also be used.

3. Angry butt sex. No lube, no preparation. Obviously not a very happy time for the recipient.

1. The kind of butt sex most people have.

2. Think Brokeback Mountain.

3. ...ummm....I don't think this actually happens.

Butt Sex by The mighty anonym June 8, 2007

butt sex 

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butt sex

n : anal intercourse committed by a man with a man or woman syn: sodomy, buggery, anal intercourse Dildos, fingers, bananas, cucumbers and digits are applicable. If you get into that sort of thing.

"Kirk and Julien had butt sex."
"I Heart Butt Sex!"
"Put it in my butt, I love that feeling!"
"Samantha loved it when she had butt sex, she talks about it all the time."

butt sex by Taylor April 6, 2005

Bloody butt sex 

When one is fucked so hard in the ass it bleeds. But that doesn't stope the anal action and one keeps going and going.

Jimmy had bloody butt sex with Sussie now she cant walk straight and has to get stitches Owe!

Bloody butt sex by Super Anal Man November 28, 2007

Suprise buttsecks 

The action of suprising someone...
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.

Ted: Hey Bob I'll give you 5 bucks you suprise buttsecks Ed
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG

Suprise buttsecks by MDspyro February 18, 2007

straight butt sex 

1. The act of a man inserting his penis into a womans ass. Not to be confused with gay butt sex.

2. (Rare) The act of a woman inserting a dildo into a man's ass. This is considered to be a form of gay butt sex in some circles.

1. Harry was tired of Sarah's loose vagina so he decided to stick it in her butt for some straight butt sex.

2. Sarah rammed the 10 inch blue dildo up Harry's ass for some straight butt sex that some would consider kinda gay.

straight butt sex by Harry Zonka October 19, 2008

suprise butt sex

the best thing you never knew you needed.

Dude, i was chilling and all of sudden SUPRISE BUTT SEX! it was great.

Man it wasnt rape, it was just suprise butt sex, you'll get over it.

suprise butt sex by joe scarpati January 2, 2008