Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the Jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.

"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"

by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017

Emergency Burrito

A burrito or other item purchased at Taco Bell specifically saved for a later time. Also, an emergency hand-warmer for when the weather is cold.

Dude, what that in your shirt-pocket?

Just my Emergency Burrito man.

Good thinking bro!

by sjkonk November 12, 2010

Burying the Burrito

The spicy love-making that ensues after the consumption of cocktails, more specifically a mojito.

Burying the Burrito is most commonly heard in the following way " You can bury your burrito if you buy me a mojito"

by DragonWaxer October 8, 2013

burrito penis

Noun; to refer to a penis when it is soft much like a warm burrito

Example: His limp burrito penis did nothing to satisfy the cravings of her fish taco.

by Ahawk32 February 1, 2014

Rainbow Burrito

n. It is magical, glittery love at first sight. It is rainbow, it is burrito. Hold on to your damn fucking taste buds, tell them to fucking chill, and grab your napkins. This is stuff dreams are made of .

"I'm sorry you're feeling down dude, how about a Rainbow Burrito?"

by rocketsound November 29, 2013

laundry burrito

Made with clothes piled on the bed then wrapped up in a bed spread to make use of the bed possible.

The mood was broken by the need to pause to clear the bed and make a laundry burrito.

by artsy rev April 22, 2014

Burrito boner

The extreme excitement produced from eating Mexican food.

I got a total burrito boner after Reuben made those enchiladas.

by Novanova April 12, 2016