Buridan's Friendzone

The stage of a friendzone where you cannot tell with all of your head if (s)he wants to be your boy/girlfriend or if you are their best friend forever. This goes on forever

It comes from the phrase "Buridan's ass which is a donkey that cannot decide between two equal things that are equal distances and the donkey cannot choose and therefore dies of hunger.

Dude I am in Buridan's Friendzone. Can you tell if she likes me or not?

Guys that are very bad at reading girls are often in Buridan's Friendzone

by dogroastias December 2, 2016

boredacitics

A modern day "sickness" referring to you being so bored you cant take take it

Friend:are you ok?
Me:nah dude im suffering from boredacitics
Friend:ok lets go out then !! Hahaha

by Unknownnnnn551 May 19, 2018

Bredahl

Bredahl is known for his huge cock and every time he talks to a girl, they get wet in the pussy. Bredahl is very pretty and handsome. Once Bredahl pull it in, the girls get orgasme very fast. There is many Bredahl's, but the most know is Simon Bredahl, because he has a massive cock, and everybody likes him. MARK MY WORDS!!!!!

HEY. HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW BOY?
OMG YES, IS IT SIMON BREDAHL
YES PAPI, HES SO HOT
YEA, I WANT HIM SO BAD, HES MY PAPI CHURRO

by mrslavedealer January 3, 2019

Biredake

When you're bored tired and awake all at the same time.

Girlfriend: "Hey Babe wyd?"
Me: "Laying here biredake"

by Pimpz-_- March 28, 2021

Bureacrat

Someone that writes laws and rules.

She thought of him as more of a bureacrat than a worthy opponent (a warrior).

by The Original Agahnim October 8, 2021

Bureaucrat

Someone that writes laws, rules, restrictions, guidelines, and mandates.

She thought of him as more of a bureaucrat than a worthy opponent (a warrior like her).

by The Original Agahnim October 8, 2021

Bureauscape

Bureaucratic landscape

A bureauscape is beautiful in the sense that zoomteractions are bad and therefore people need to talk head to head with others. Not just use a computer.

by Sexydimma April 11, 2022