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Brooklyn Subway manouver

The Brooklyn subway manouver is a method of instantly killing yourself publicly.

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Entering a subway in Brooklyn, whilst the train starts to move , you must quickly remove all of your clothes and bend over onto the floor of the moving vehicle. You are killed instantly.

It is one of the most humane methods of passing and it is considered humane amongst most ethic groups.

This is not recommended to those who do not wish to pass away.
Did you hear about the guy who died recently?

Yeah, I heard he committed the Brooklyn subway manouver.

Really? At least his passing was graceful.
by Canadian newcomer October 25, 2017
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Brooklyn’s full name. Brooklyn is a kind and loyal person, and you would be lucky to be a friend of this Russian spy. But here’s a tip; steal her sunglasses. A way to bond for life.
Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach is a Russian spy’s full name.
by STWEAM cult member July 9, 2018
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Brooklyn Welcome

Tipping the local Manhattan Island corner hooker to violently shit on and down your cock, effectively loading a dirty brown rocket into your man meat for you to later cum down her dirty gusset.
Crikey Goose, what's a prisoner gotta do around here to 'ave a good trip?

Ask that lovely lady over there to give you the Brooklyn Welcome
by Drert March 1, 2020
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Brooklyn and James

Brooklyn and James are an unbreakable pair. Even tho at times it seems like they’re on different planets, in the end, through thick and thin they’ll always be there for each other. James is the only person in the world more stubborn than Brooklyn but has a smile worth a billion dollars and will make you feel loved and appreciated everyday. Brooklyn has tendencies to have a smart mouth and she’ll never admit she’s wrong, she’s easy to get mad and has no problem putting James in his place but at the end of the day she only does it cause she cares. Even tho they’re not perfect together or even close to it, life would have no point with out a Brooklyn and James.
Brooklyn and James fight like an old married couple
by Brooklyn is Bae July 4, 2021
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Brooklyn 99

Brooklyn 99 is a tv show that u can find on Netflix it's about cops (New.York.Police.Department)
Dad:what are u watching

Me:Brooklyn 99
Dad:Boring
Me: you haven't even seen it -shows it to him -

Dad-addicted after 5 line-up
by 🌎🌎🌎 August 15, 2021
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Brooklyn Slow

A term given to someone who is not diagnosed with any mental illness, yet shows signs of very severe slow thinking.
Wow, that's got to be the stupidest statement I have ever heard. They must be Brooklyn Slow.
by Kungs1202 February 2, 2022
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Brooklyn Bang Bang

While giving back shots, grab a package of pop rocks, dust the pussy with them. Before the wetness reacts to the pop rocks, spread the cheeks, and with pop rocks in your mouth, drop a glob on her ass hole. Allow the crackle to caress your dick and give her the wildest orgasm she’s ever experienced. Pop that pussy has a whole new meaning.
“I gotta go to the store, we are doing the Brooklyn Bang Bang tonight”
by Sickfuckers September 24, 2022
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