Breakfast Bar

The act of lifting your leg and passing gas on an un-expecting person. The buttocks must be facing the victim thus presenting the gas hot and ready.

At the One Direction concert, Eben got up from his seat and served Bram a Breakfast Bar.

by Too hot to Handel December 18, 2014

Slutty Breakfast

A MASSIVE meal consisting of eggs, a waffle, and a shitload of other stuff. Probably used as a cure for a really, REALLY bad hangover or as a source of energy and absorbancy for the "day drinking" that might occur later.

yo im about to get shitfaced and play some cornhole you up for a slutty breakfast?

yea good plan my hangover is killing me and I wanna get smashed as well. Lets go.

by Shots7 June 30, 2011

Queens Breakfast

Verb

Literally consuming ones asshole in Britannia during early hours of the day.

Jack: Ayy bruv what you got in ya chompas?
John: Just had me a Queens Breakfast I did, innit?

by SoiBoiSwaggy February 27, 2019

Hollywood Breakfast

waking up and doing lines of coke to start the day.

I crashed pretty hard after my hollywood breakfast

by traveller89 September 24, 2012

Ruby Breakfast

To pleasure a woman orally whilst they are menstruating; usually in the morning. the phrase is taken from the popular breakfast juice produced by Tropicana.

“Carl and Heather enjoyed a ruby breakfast before work”

by Sister_Vigilante September 13, 2010

Eating Breakfast

The act of sodomizing or being sodomized during Breakfast Table. The Dean creating the special jizz filled cup of coffee could also be considered "Eating Breakfast."

Dchi Member: Yea lots of us were Eating Breakfast this morning during Breakfast Table.

Normal Person: Don't tell me that shit dude that's fucking gross.

Dchi Member: Doesn't everyone eat Breakfast?

I never thought Eating Breakfast could be so painful.

by Very Tall Human January 13, 2011

Bed & Breakfast

When a gay man uses an attractice woman to lure a straight or bi-curious man into a sexual escapade.

So Gary really wanted to bang Betty, and Rick knew it, so he invited them for a little Bed & Breakfast. Next think Gary new He was kissing Betty but Rick's hard dick was about five inches into his anus.

by Buford T Johnson December 17, 2009