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brass monkies 

incredibly cold, freezing in fact.
derived from the saying 'it's cold enough to freeze the bollocks of a brass monkey' it would need to be incredlibly cold to bring brass to a point where it would just become so brittle it broke away
'gawd it's brass monkies out there innit?'
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brass nucks 

Brass Nucks are an extremely effective weapon in hand-to-hand combat situations. They are usually utilized by corn-fed white boys, often to beat-down minorities and "wiggers". I have personally witnessed them being used on several occasions. One good punch is enough to end the fight...more punches simply leads to a bloodbath and a severely fractured skull. Most people "blasted" with brass nucks require immediate medical attention (staples, stiches, rays, etc.) Many variations of brass nucks are available (different styles and materials) but the standard model Nucks available at gun shows are "tried and true".
"Some mexicans flexed on us at the Chevron gas station...so I busted them both in the temple with the Brass Nucks!"
brass nucks by Karl Decheri June 5, 2008

brass ass 

when you put brass knuckles on your hand and fist a girl up the ass.
I got a brass ass last night from billy.
brass ass by Tampon December 12, 2006

brass ones

Eidolon's Nepenthe: Brass ones!
brass ones by Kung-Fu Jesus June 11, 2006

Brass Yuppie 

Like the cocktail "Brass Monkey," which is equal parts beer and orange juice, the "Brass Yuppie" is equal parts beer and San Pelligrino Aranciata. Like the Brass Monkey, you need to drink your 40 oz. down to the label before you fill it with the Aranciata, and then mix it up good before consuming. Refreshing for a hot summer day.
Dude, let's make some Brass Yuppies and hang out on the roof of your new condo.
Brass Yuppie by bobdolt September 3, 2010

brass monkey 

old naval term, brass monkey is for the canon ball holders.
freezing the ball of the brass monkey
brass monkey by Anonymous September 26, 2003