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Itโ€™s when your penis gets hard due to sexual stimulating or literally nothing at all.
Me: Bro, Ms.Stacey is so hot that I got a boner in class!
Friend: IKR
Boner by Niggerboybbc July 14, 2020
Hubie: I made a lot of boners in high school

and some of those boners cost me popularity
Boner by DylanHaterHater69 October 13, 2020
When u eat some ribs and you accidentally eat the bone part ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ
Ognena: omg dude ๐Ÿ˜ซI just ate a huge boner๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Eleanor: haha๐Ÿ˜‚dude๐Ÿ˜ญyou totally just got bonered!!!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’จ
Boner by Cauliflowell May 29, 2019
1. band: a trombone

2. band: someone who plays the trombone
1. I guess you can't play this new tune with us today, cuz you forgot your boner.

2. I'm a t-boner.
boner by Toria May 13, 2005
Possibly the worst term in respect towards a man, calling a man a โ€œbonerโ€ is the equivalent to calling a woman a cunt, the term itself refers to a man as just a sex tool and nothing more, although some women will probably lobby thatโ€™s just what we areโ€ฆ well there probably right.
"That dude over there is such a boner" *gasps from freinds*
Boner by candy October 16, 2006
An undesirable, frustrating or boring situation.
Luis: How was your class?
Aaron: Yo, it was a total boner. I wanted to eat my own flesh.
Luis: Why?
Aaron: My students are fucking retarded. I don't know what's wrong with them.
boner by Aaris July 23, 2007