Bob

My ukulele

Dis is Bob

by Da urban dictionary master August 27, 2019

Bob

A fat guy who usually has glasses and is bald.Only eats pickles and lives with his mom in her
basement.

Hey man bob was at my house yesterday. As soon as he came in my house he made the biggest dent in my floor . Hey man got to go to the store and buy more pickles.

by Patrica Gurkins April 23, 2017

Bob

Another way to say Nigga, more than likely from a DC/DMV person.

“Moe you wild”
“Gtf bob, you know I’m not wild 💯”

by Thakidshy December 12, 2017

Bob

A player in the popular survival game (ARK) who is not in the kibble alliance.

Barry Seals are a group of bobs. #sealsneverlose

by oDiversegg March 23, 2021

Bob

A rich dumb ass who likes to fuck with people but cries when he's the victim.

That person is such a bob.

by Fuck hell fuck March 15, 2017

Bob

The most sexy drunk dad ever. He has a nine inch penis. When he has an errection, his penis is 69 feet long.(He has to carry his penis, walking down Hollywood street when people start at him). He has 10 children and smacks everyone of them with his penis (when he has a boner). *he is a player...(has 21 girlfriends and 38 wives...)

"Bob i failed my test" *smacks kid with penis*.

by JaFfYlAfFy April 10, 2019

Bob

Just a basic white guy. Usually gets killed in movies, games, and other forms of media.

Hey, my name is Bob, and I am the manger of your local RadioShack.

by CallousCalculator February 25, 2018