Bob

Usually the name people come up with if they need to think of a male name within 5 seconds.

A: So this dude... Um.. Let's call him....
5 seconds pass...
A: Bob.

by pseudonymousss June 19, 2018

Bob

Bob smells very good.

He goes on walks on Thursdays.

On Fridays he goes to visit his sister.

His sister is sick in the hospital.

I heard him talking to her on the phone once.

His house has a nice 70 inch TV.

He has a puppy named Toto.

I once took Toto.

Bob almost cried because he thought Toto would get run over.
I gave Toto back to him and pretended that I found him in my yard.

I don’t have a yard.

Toto smells like Bob.

Bob almost caught me staring at him from a nearby bush.
I quickly ducked and he didn’t see me.

I then ran home.

I hope I can see him again soon.

Bob smells really really good!

by YOUR QUEEN LORD AND SAVIOR March 19, 2021

Bobs

When boobs are so small they only deserve on o

Yo i heard steph has nice tits .....

Nah bro she got bobs

by fryble June 18, 2018

Bob

A common name no-one uses

Jeff:"Hey Bob."
Bob:"Hey aren't our names average but no-one uses e"
Jeff:"That's right never realized."

by \/\/ 0 l= l_l July 1, 2018

Bob

some sort of creature and there are people that worship this creature called bob

fun fact: bob is lactose intolerant

Person 1: bob
person 2: yes, bob
person 3: confusion

by zekezagoon May 8, 2023

Bob

A great name.

Did you see Bob’s hat?

by Hi489 November 20, 2018

bob

Bob is a lad the, that trains his hole life to work at Ullared if a bob is over 40 years old and dosen`t work at Ullared he takes suicide.

Oh he is a Bob

by bestefar bob November 6, 2018