In certain cultures, especially in military tours to Afghanistan, asking for a 'blueberry muffin' at a massage parlor means to get a hand job at the end in exchange for a big tip.
person 1: I got a massage today at FOB Shank massage parlor.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.
by DirteeDude2 March 10, 2014
Get the blueberry muffinmug. I’ll be blueberry geckos 15
by Matte B raps May 1, 2020
Get the Blueberry geckomug. The best food ever created!!
by PinkFloydLedZeppelinlover September 2, 2017
Get the Blueberry Muffinmug. When your dog pulls a buttplug out from under your bed and starts humping a stuffed sloth in front of everyone.
-Damn, my dog pulled my butt plug out in front of my girl and starting going for her hump sloth.
- Dude, thats a Dirty Blueberry.
- Dude, thats a Dirty Blueberry.
by Koshka Eritipo June 6, 2020
Get the dirty blueberrymug. 1: to masturbate with a recently broken hand. (bruising should be present)
2: masturbating so violently that one breaks their hand.
2: masturbating so violently that one breaks their hand.
by Adam Basich February 19, 2008
Get the blueberry fistmug. Mom: Heidi, what where you and Caleb doing last night?
Heidi: Just gave each other Blueberry Kisses... ;))
Heidi: Just gave each other Blueberry Kisses... ;))
by Deelyliah November 8, 2010
Get the Blueberry Kissesmug. by finagledat November 25, 2010
Get the blueberry blossommug.