The Portuguese Blizzard

When a guy and a small child looking man go into the bathroom of a KFC together. The tall man ingests 200 grams of cocaine and then has the small man rub his balls on his stomach. After 30 seconds of this, the tall man will proceed to ejaculate 200 grams of dry cocaine all over the KFC walls therefore creating the Portuguese Blizzard.

Yo dad follow me into the KFC bathroom so I can show you how to make The Portuguese Blizzard

by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 27, 2023

Sizzle blizzard

Outdoor naked hot-tubbing during a snow storm

We are totally going to sizzle blizzard over winter break.

by MNice90 May 3, 2019

Virginian Blizzard

To shit in a fan so that it blows all around getting everywhere.

Man I gave Eboni a Virginian Blizzard while she was sleeping. She woke up mad as hell.

by MsQtPie83 February 24, 2007

blizzard baby

babies born in november 2010 that were made during the huge snowstorms of february 2010.

Ann: I'm pregnant!
Sue: When are you due?
Ann: Sometime in November.
Sue: Oh... must be a blizzard baby!

Jim: Me & Ann had sex every night when we were snowed in.
Bob: Dude, you guys are gonna have a blizzard baby.

by shanut February 9, 2010

buffalo blizzard

When you give a hand job to a guy with snow as lubrication.

When you give a hand job with snow.

Example
Guy: give me a handy
Girl: with what? You want it dry?
Guy: No, grab some damn snow

Buffalo Blizzard!

Because western ny is covered in snow!

by ChrissyZz December 19, 2010

jizzy blizzard

The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.

John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.

by JohnBohnny December 23, 2010

Shrimp blizzard

hitting a girl in the face with your balls then blowing your load on her cheech

Yo, the girl went down on me, but didn't finish so a gave her a shrimp blizzard!

by Hank's Wife July 24, 2008