One Eyed Blender

1. (v) When a man does a backflip off the back of a boat and his crotch is shredded as he comes down onto the propeller.

1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.

Jimmy's going to have to get a wooden pirate cock after that one eyed blender he gave himself

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

cock blender

cock blender is a fag bag (negro) who fucks male cocks roughly and drinks the cum and blood when the foul creature (negro) is finished

joe: *ow* fuck tunde! that cock blending hurts

tunde: mmm... cum and blood... cum and blood... cum and blood...

joe: you negro cock blender!

by tunde July 21, 2006

boo boo blender

The act of forcefully shoving your face in a blender to end your life because you turned on the television and accidentally stumbled across the monstrosity that is Honey Boo Boo

R.I.P Tyler. He couldn't handle what he saw. He performed the Boo Boo Blender

by TylerOh666 February 16, 2015

Serbian Flesh Blender

The Serbian Flesh Blender is renowned as the dirtiest move in the book worldwide, the sheer mention of the name is enough to curdle your brains. It incorporates the actions of stuffing your testicles and cock into either hole and spasming about randomly causing a stimulation unknown to mankind.

"Yo Beatrice, you wanna try out the old Serbian Flesh Blender"
"Oh fuck I am having a gout break, but sure"

by StinkyBoy556 March 18, 2019

Chloe Blender

An indestructible super dog.

A native of West Caldwell New Jersey, Chloe Blender has been able to bark in the face of cancer and is an inspiration to all rich, suburban poodles everywhere.

by J.Elizabeth December 22, 2008

blender pussy

yoooo itz means wen u put a pussy in a blender

lisa: ouch that hurts
tim: u shunt av used a blender pussy

by lizza May 13, 2005

stick that shit in a blender

A phrase used to express the simplification of complex problem into something more manageable.

-"AHH!! I have a 30 page paper due tomorrow AND it's my mom's birthday!"

-"Dude... stick that shit in a blender - just write the paper about your mom and send her a copy."

by P-stain! September 10, 2006