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Super Massive Black Hole Time Flux

An absurd occurrence when a single party hires or coerced two separate outside parties of private investigators to tail eachother.
Holy shit it's a super massive black hole time flux caused by those two guys following each other!!!
by P.I amacher April 9, 2011
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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003
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Black hole drink

A black hole drink is an alcoholic drink containing 3 strong liquors. Jägermeiser, Johnnie Walker (Double Black) and Jack Daniels (Old. no 7). The key to a successful black hole drink is to obtain it through a black plastic bag. If you don't possess plastic bags, it can still be enjoyed through a normal whiskey glass. (With crushed ice of course)
"Hey bro how was the party yesterday?"
"Fucking sick, we hammered black hole drinks all night and got wasted

"Damn i only drink tequila suicide, when i'm going extreme
by YourDailyAlcoholic May 29, 2017
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black hole of time

You or someone's asshole.
Your mom really gave me a good time with her black hole of time , last night.
by Gfggr June 29, 2016
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Chicago black hole twister

When you put cum inside one’s genitals and proceed to pull off their nipple and drink the milk when they lactate. then they proceed to get a surgery on their knee and put their milk inside until it explodes. then you get your neighbor named Timmy and proceed to open his rectum and get the booty crumbs, then proceed to fuck to fuck someone until a black hole appears and sucks up everybody including the earth.
David: bro I just gave Bonnie blue the Chicago black hole twister, dude it was crazy

Bonnie blue: *autistic noises*
by The Chicago menace July 2, 2025
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black hole of fortnite

i wish i could fricking play fortnite

yeah, that black hole of fortnite}
by Qazplmweroiu October 15, 2019
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Black Hole

Infinite mass, like ur mom LOLOLOLOLOLO or a somebody's asshole (yummy)
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