Blake

Truly the most amazing person who has ever walked this planet.

The Blakenator.

by Secondmostamazing April 13, 2012

Blaked

A word describing an instance when one is a combination of being blazed and baked, this feeling conjoins to form a super high refered to as "blaked".

-"Dude, i'm so blaked,everything is awesome"

-"Don't you mean baked dude"

-"Naw man,im way past baked, im blaked for sure."

baked high blazed fucked up pot weed smoking

by super.blaked.chick July 6, 2010

blackened

Opening song on Metallica's 1988 album, "...And Justice For All." Written about destruction of the world by nuclear war, it features an awesome solo by guitarist Kirk Hammett

Blackened is the end

by dragondance~ December 9, 2008

blake jenner

Blake Jenner, a terrible actor and a wife beater who beat is ex wife melissa benoist by throwing a phone at her and rupturing her iris this is just one of the incidents and he deserves to be in jail periodt

Blake Jenner is a Wife Beater

Blake Jenner is an abuser

by BlakeJennerakawifebeater November 27, 2019

Blaked out

Verb - "to blake out"

A process involving a combination of very tight clothing and a barrage of shots, culminating in a complete disregard for usual standards in selecting bedfellows.

The subject will wake up the following morning with no recollection of the previous night's events.

Margot: "McLean! Where have you been?"

McLean: "What happened last night? I just escaped from Cougarville. I woke up in handcuffs and I have a tattoo of a unicorn."

Margot: "Wow! You totally blaked out!"

by Caspertheseedyghost October 10, 2011

Blake Minnit

A period of time used to measure the time that it takes for one to reach a certain destination. The time taken greatly exceeds the time that one predicted and is therefore a 'Blake Minnit'. The exact time of a 'Blake Minnit' can range from 20 nek minnits to a nek hour.

Blake: "I'll be at yours in about 5 man, just getting ready now"
Blake Minnit
*One Hour Later*
Blake: "Hey man, sorry i'm late. I got side tracked"

by Anonymous Person.... ;) December 10, 2012

blackened talapia

A phrase used to describe a woman's bruised vagina resulting from vigorous thrusting.

Example: Simon gave Amy a blackened talapia after an evening of pounding.

by Heater holder December 7, 2013