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Benoit

To murder one's family using wrestling moves and pillows. Not a true Benoit unless you then kill yourself with a weight machine.

Can also be used as an insult towards those who you desire to see deceased.

OPTIONAL: If desired, one can also place Bibles near the bodies for dramatic effect.
Man 1: My wife's been hastling me to fix the crack in the ceiling.

Man 2: "Benoit the bitch"

Man 1: That's not a bad idea....

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Person 1: The zoo was so fun yesterday.

Person 2: Benoit yourself
by Ben-moi. August 31, 2007
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Benoir

Ancient native Canadian word meaning lake of shining the moonlight.
In the light of a full moon I completely understood why this lake was benoir.
by Zhezaher December 28, 2010
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Female students who has/are attending/attended the College of Saint Benedict in Saint Joseph, MN (all female campus). Johnnies are the male students who come from the twin school, Saint John's University in Collegeville, MN (all male campus).
Around 40% of Bennies and Johnnies get married upon graduation.
by Citorae December 24, 2007
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beronica

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She can sing her ass off she's pretty fuckin Dope
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bennifer

A couple made up of a Latina and a Boston dunce who get married for the sole purpose of getting more attention to boost their careers. They also complain about the amount of attention they get because they know that this action will ultimately get them more attention.
I wish I could open a magazine and not see something about the newest bennifer.
by Susan September 14, 2003
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Bennie

a cigarette roled that contains ganja. When smoked results in complete relaxation, and the general desire to do absolutly nothing. Will also unleash ur most random inner thoughts and theories on life.
A Bennie will help u through times of no money far better than money will help you throught times of no joint.
by bennie smoker August 25, 2009
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Benoit

To murder your family in cold blood and then kill yourself. A murder-suicide.
What did you just say about my mom, bitch? Don't make me go Benoit on your ass.
by Stinqfist July 31, 2007
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