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benger

A term meaning abject failure regardless of the effort applied coupled with a loud whining noise

Always doomed to lose, fail, drop short but make more noise than a flock of geese going through the engine of a jet fighter
1) Doing a benger - trying and failing in a task and bleating on about it or making out you succeeded when in fact you failed
2) You benger - You bedwetter (see bedwetter)
3) bengerised - listening to a long whining reason for failing
4) You've been bengered - cornered my a whining person in a pub.
by Marillionfan June 28, 2011
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bonged

Rejected;

A phrase commonly used by fraternities and sororities during the rush process.
She tried to go down on me... so I bonged her.
by Lord_Wellington August 1, 2009
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Benedict XVI

a potentially good pope who idiots, quite idiotically name a "nazi", clearly not knowing the facts about the nazi regime.
"the new pope is a nazi"

"no you fuckwit, he was a member of the hitler youth, which was compulsory from 1936 onwards and the pope didn't join until 1941."

"but, but, but, but the tabloids!"

"balls to them, anyone with half a brain cell knows that failure to join the hitler youth where one would subsequently be brainwashed into nazi ideology, could result in something pretty drastic, being the nazi regime and all"
by sofiababe April 27, 2005
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banged up

someone who is wasted on good weed or a combination of weed and alcohol.
by freedav04 June 12, 2005
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Pope Benedict XVI

Lving proof that that the Germans are still moving in on former Polish held Territories.
Pope Benedict XVI used to serve in the german army
by Numb Knuts August 16, 2006
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bangedup

crazy, fucked-up shit- as seen at Bangedup.com
Yo dude... Have you seen BangedUP.com? Good god man, they freaky!
by Sick Bastard May 11, 2004
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Benge

A surname of Welsh origin that rhymes with Stonehenge.

Often mispronounced and confused with binge (to overeat or overdrink), Benji (a little dog) and Bengay (an ointment for sore muscles)
Benge rhymes with Stonehenge.
by Clover17 June 10, 2008
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