FIFA bullshit

1. When you're playing FIFA and everything is going great, and then the game fucks you over in the last minute so you lose. Examples include:

Bullshit handballs that turn into PKs

FIFA autoswitching you away from a wide open dude in front of the net

Your aerial threat refusing to jump for a header

etc.

2. When real FIFA, meaning the world governing body of soccer/football, not the video game, does something stupid like decide to have Qatar host a world cup.

Yeah, a randomass desert in the Middle East is a much more logical location than the US. Fucking FIFA bullshit

by fudgemybum December 10, 2010

Bullshitting

Bullshitting is referred to when someone is lying, quite often blatantly.

Friend - “I slept with this hot celebrity the other night”

You - “Quit bullshitting”

by Wydt June 23, 2018

Bullshitt

Foolish. Deceitful. Nonsense. Lies.
Basically something that is WORTHLESS...

1. What she told me was a bunch of BULLSHIT (nothing but lies and nonsense).

2. WILLY is BULLSHITT. =)

by BLDH July 7, 2006

Bullshit headlock

A lengthy conversation that is unwelcome, with a person you’d rather avoid.

I would have been here sooner, but I got caught in a bullshit headlock by (insert person's name here).

by Facher October 9, 2007

bullshited

(v.) The act of handing in improvised work that you probably did the night before.

(n.) BS is improvised work with which the writer has no care for.

(v.) Yeah... I bullshited that essay, who cares if I fail.

(n.) This work is absolute BS, did you even care?!

by Ambassador Salazar June 27, 2008

bellshiner

1. A person who shines bells
2. A person who shines the head of a penis
3. A complete an utter dick head

"You sir, are one complete an utter bellshiner"

by dansirex March 5, 2009

Bullshit Babble

When a person makes weird sounds or vocalizations that are supposed to be words, but sounds like random gibberish.

Guy 1:" Hey so... fumsahlbadabblefuga"
Guy 2:" I didn't understand you, that was a bunch of bullshit babble."

by ahogle1 July 31, 2010