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The Nightmare Before Christmas

The greatest movie ever made.....EVER. Music rocks too.
by Nathan L. Anderson January 2, 2009
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Chick Before Dick

A phrase used by guys who like to give the woman all the attention - or at least the initial attention - in the bedroom.
Dude 1: Dude, why didn't you let her suck you off, dude?
Dude 2: Dude, it's all about the chick before dick.
by YapmelkXela September 29, 2009
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drink before you drink

1.The situation in beer pong where the shooting team makes a cup and you must pull that cup and chug. One must chug thy heavenly brew before thou shoots. thus resulting in drink BEFORE you drink. (cause you'll prolly miss the table and have to pull another one anyways)
2. Chillin at the crib drinking or "pre-drinking" before some shendig
1.
dude 1: why are you chuggin that beer so fast?
dude 2: dude drink before you drink
2.
dude 1: why are you drinking now dude? were goin to that bomb ass quadruple kegger
dude 2: dude drink before you drink
by D to tha J March 6, 2009
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Lowes before Hos

When a man prefers the company of his tools, hotrod upgrades or home improvement projects over the company of women.
Hey honey, do you want to the mall? Nah, I gotta date with a case o' beer and my car upgrades. These aren't going to install themselves. You're always under you car! When are you going to spend time with me? Lowes before hos baby... Lowes before hos.
by mattyboyee January 18, 2009
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B.G. (Before Google)

The Era in which humans lived before the search engine; Google
To whom did we address our questions too B.G. (Before Google)?
by what just happened?! September 23, 2009
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hoes before bros

Leaving your friends to get some with your girl and/or random girls
dude where did carl go?
he left with that random hoe.
so you mean this nigga left us at this shitty movie?
yeah dude.
Hoes before bros? thats fucked up.
by shaved arms May 15, 2010
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wrap it before you tap it

Putting on a condom before douching it out on a girl.
phil-Did you wrap it before you tap it?
bob-hell naw, she let me go solo!
phil-damn, douching it out on jenn.
by zOMGitzNIK December 29, 2010
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