bedroom-dead

Adj: when a woman has not had sex, with her significant other or a male lover, in more than 10 weeks and is sexually frustrated.

If a woman is bedroom-dead, and has needs, she'll probably resort to Craigslist

by Sexydimma June 27, 2016

bedroom mixer

A person who likes techno and dance music and the art of the DJ who can seamlessly and creatively mix tracks together. The person typically has a DJ set up of two record/CD decks in their bedroom where they try to emulate (and usually fail) to recreate that art form.

John is buying some new records in town today, he wont come out tonight as he'll be doing his bedroom mixer routine with them.

by simonjblake October 23, 2018

Pedro's bedroom

Small zone in Newcastle where the air reeks of criminality and Lynx Africa....

Your bird has been doubled more times than the dart board in Pedro's bedroom

by kaleidoscope May 23, 2018

bedroom siren

When your partner gives you the smolder and you don't want to leave for work.

I was running late for work because Andrew was being a bedroom siren and I kept going back for another kiss.

by Suzette Rosdower January 31, 2020

linkin bedroom

Where Bill Clinton trips the light fantastic at the White House.

The Intern Program at the Clinton White House was headquartered in the Linkin Bedroom.

by echolaliababy December 6, 2012

Bedroom Fish-Fry

When your girl gets that bad Charlie horse in her thigh and you use olive oil to massage it out for her, but then when you go to lick her meat wallet it smells like it's been sautéed.

Damn, Cara had a Charlie horse I'm her thigh. I massaged it with oil, but when I went down on her later I totally got that bedroom fish-fry.

by RubberDucky087 February 24, 2023

bedroom coma

Points towards someone who has trouble with their sleeping schedule or was exhausted that day and went to sleep for more-or-less a day or more.

I was so tired from work and had a bedroom coma yesterday. Eventually I woke up at 6 P.M. My sleep schedule is fucked, man.

by moochia January 27, 2024