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wafty beaver

Female who has abnormally pungent, stinky snatch. The odor is so horrific that your pecker retreats like a frightened turtle going back into his shell. You don't want to go down on that bitch. The smell has such a lasting affect that you swear off porking.
As soon as Lisa dropped her panties, the wafty beaver attacked my sense of smell.
by Rumple foreskin June 9, 2008
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beaver bumpin

When two women bump vaginas to get their pleasure.
(: Female -->|<-- Female :)
by Dr. Smith May 10, 2005
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Curly beaver

A hairy pussy. Girl with natural and unshaven pubic hair.
That chick I banged last night has a sweet curly beaver!
by CurlyBeaver July 13, 2009
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beaver cleaver

Slang term for a particularly large cock. It derives its meaning from the fact that the cock cleaves, or splits open, the beaver, or pussy. A visceral term great for frat boy type bragging.
"Man, I can't believe you took home that Erin slut last night. She must be totally loose."

"Whatever, man. When you have a massive beaver cleaver like mine, it's not a problem.
by Rockwell September 15, 2005
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beaver whisper

the unexpected release of air from a female's vagina. Also known as a queef.
After a long evening of steamy sex Crystal was surprised when she let out a beaver whisper.
by clever lamb June 7, 2009
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beaver dammer

a term synonymous with "cock block" however only applying to women that prevent another woman from "scoring" with a target of intimate interest
"I was totally gonna go home with that guy till that beaver dammer screwed it up"
"i totally got beaver dammed by that slut!"
by sully401 July 7, 2009
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beaverguin

The Beaverguin is a hybrid mythological creature that combines the body parts of a Beaver and a Penguin. Because a living Beaverguin has never been seen, artistic renderings show it to be built of a penguin's torso, a beaver's tail, and a combination of both Beaver and Penguin characteristics that make up the head. Half bird, half mammal, the Beaverguin if real would likely be proficient in aquatic locomotion.
Dude, I got drunk last night and got a tattoo of a beaverguin
by bizzelmister September 28, 2009
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