beepilepsy

A mingling of 2 words: "beep" and "epilepsy"

1: The sudden spasm of surprise by a single person when a pager or cell phone set on vibrate goes off, esp. while resting against a sensitive area.

2: This is the group reflexive reaction you see especially in a group with pagers or cell phones with similar audible alerts and one pager goes off.

Beepilepsy knocked my knee into the seat-back tray table, spilling my Bloody Mary on the passenger with the aisle seat.

by David S. T. June 11, 2006

bedputing

To use a computer in bed.

George was bedputing because he was too lazy to get up and use the desktop.

by keehn December 22, 2008

Bedpig

Lazy ass who lays around all day in bed, often with a drink, laptop and television remote.

"Carl got two liter and is being a bedpig today."

by Aggie Janicot January 27, 2009

Dung Beeple

The "Dung Beeple" is a Crypto Turd Artist who designs and/or creates Non Fungible Tokens (NFTs) that resemble turds. When these NFTurds are exceptionally and skillfully made, the artist is often compared to the American Digital Artist known as "Beeple" (Mike Winkelmann) as a form of pun to convey a double meaning or produce a humorous effect with the turd collecting insect known as the Dung Beatle.

"Dung Beeple" is considered a homophone (not to be confused with homophobe).

The American Crypto Artist GrumpyMonkey is so talented they are considered the next Dung Beeple of NFTurd digital arts.

by CryptoTurdZ December 15, 2021

Got a Beep

Received a text message, and heard your phone beep.

Contacted by pager

One sec dude I got a beep

"I got a beep from kim, and she can fuck all night" -Ice cube

by Massive Jones June 8, 2007

beep it

Exclamation when your exausted or done with something after trying really hard but you suck dick at it.

**shoots foul shot and misses**
"Beep it"
**walks away**

by Sly Bitch April 3, 2006

beepaw

A nickname for Grandpa

I love when Beepaw and Meemaw come to visit me. Beepaw is my Mama's Daddy.

by Ellen Weiss November 12, 2007