batman

Worlds greatest dectevive

batman saves the people of the united states millions dollars every year in recovering stolen money/diamonds/faberge eggs.

by MrBrownstone March 21, 2005

Batmanned

To disappear into thin air like batman does.

Bob and Sally went to dinner. The check came. Sally looked towards bob, he was gone. "Crap! He batmanned again!"

Lisa told Bob she was pregnant. Time to Batman

by FluffyWilliam July 24, 2013

batman

a term for someone who would use their parents ashes as lube, if given the chance

batman: Robin. Pass me the batcum.
Robin: Th-this is your parent's ashes, batman!
batman: did I stutter?

by aglorifiedpotatowithlegs October 30, 2019

batman

1. A guy who wears a mask, a cape, and a suit. LOL. The first and original Batman is Bruce Wayne, but of course, Nightwing (a.k.a. Dick Grayson) replaced him.

2. Someone who saves you if the Joker plans to blow you up.

1. The second Batman's nickname is revolting.

2. squeakysoundinggirl- I hate Batman. A LOT.

me- you wouldn't say that if you were getting slaughtered by the Joker, sister.

by AlessaGillespie June 26, 2009

batman

A superhero created by Bob Kane who orginally appeared in DC comics and then evolved onto tv and cinema screens.

Wow The Batman.. or is it just Batman?

by darkhorizon July 09, 2003

batmans

Musical term, adapted from traditional Italian "batmani"

Denotes a section with a heavy, repeated 2 note rhythm. The most famous example in popular music is the Theme from Batman

Guitarist: Take it from the third chorus
Bassist: ..Duh...
Guitarist: <sigh> The batmans.
Bassist: OK. D D____ D D ____D D _____D D_____

Guitarist: Take it from the third chorus
Bassist: ..Duh...
Guitarist: <sigh> The batmans.
Bassist: OK. D D____ D D ____D D _____D D_____

by TreeWeezel April 24, 2011

The Batman

A sexual act where mid copulation you kill your partners parents, preferably by shooting them.

Inmate 1: "hey man, what are you in for?"
Inmate2: "I did the batman on my girlfriend"

by delahunty1000 November 19, 2015