A football-playing chicken who will often find comfort in watching videos on social media websites like youtube. He is a well-known and fairly popular character who enjoys drinking when among friends. He often feels threatened by his better-looking dog who he competes with for female mates.
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Get the Ed Bates mug.The act of masturbating in a hotel/motel room with the door unlocked while the housekeeping staff makes their rounds, in hopes that a maid will walk in and find you mid-jerk with your boner in your hand. Can also be spelled maid baiting.
Every time I go on a business trip, I like to go maid bating with the hotel staff wherever I'm staying. It never fails to get a big reaction.
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Get the assist-a-bate mug.Person 1: “Where are all the girls? This party sucks.”
Person 2: “We’re at bates college, this isn’t exactly Arizona state.”
Person 1: “For $60,000 a year, they ought to throw in some hoe cake”
Person 2: “We’re at bates college, this isn’t exactly Arizona state.”
Person 1: “For $60,000 a year, they ought to throw in some hoe cake”
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Get the hate-bate mug.A strategy of pleasuring oneself wherein, when the brachioradialis muscle of one's dominant arm begins to tire, one seamlessly switches to the less dominant hand in such a way that the "flow" is not broken.
Also referred to as the Swap 'n' Pop or the Winded Bat Boy.
Also referred to as the Swap 'n' Pop or the Winded Bat Boy.
Cody wanted to do more than rub out an easy one, but he knew that he was out of shape and would have to pull a 'bate and switch, yo.
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