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TABITHA BASTRESS

Tabitha, you are seriously the best EVER.
Things she is super good at:
Tennis... like super good
French... yet again, super good
Pretty much any piece of school work... super good
Tabitha is SO GORGEOUS even though she probably does not know it. She may not know it, but everyone loves her. As someone who is super wholesome and understanding she knows when it is right to say something and when to handle situations properly. Her smile is contagious and when you are feeling down, she lights up the world.
OMG IS THAT TABITHA BASTRESS!?!?!?!
YEAH she's the best
Yeah, even better than her sister, cassie.
by beanenchiladas April 6, 2022
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Tennessee Turkey Baster

The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)
Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"

Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"

Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"
by Lysergic4Lyfe April 18, 2014
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baster

Even though it was an unconvincing group stage win, the streets were filled with celebrating basters.

Khazil is a nice guy, for a baster.
by Hexis August 18, 2008
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Basterdfish

A person who acts stupid, like calls someone a bad name, or punches someone's tummy, or just is being plain stupid. . .It resembles a fish that eats other fish because it's hungery. . .Or a fish that lets itself be eat by another fish. . .So it sorta attacks from both sides of the feild.
Man1: "Hey dude! Get back from that basterdfish, he's gonna hit you!!"
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Man1: "Hey dude! Are you gonna punch that little basterdfish??!! Nice!!!
by Tomizzle April 10, 2008
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baste

To artificially inseminate (as with a turkey baster).
"Wow! Did you hear about that chick who got basted by Clay Aiken?"
by K. Gill June 10, 2008
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Besteef

The Vikings' 4th quarter meltdown was absolute besteef.
by Minneapolis Steve October 14, 2004
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bastea

i tried to type bastard but i am useless and so a new word was created
by JJL November 25, 2004
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