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Fruit Basket

The act of pulling your pants down, tucking your penis and testicles between your legs and behind your buttocks, then bending down to touch your toes while showing your bundled gonads and ass crack. Looks simliar to a large eye, large forheaded, long nosed cartoon character.
Kevin is in the hospital...should we send him a fruit basket?
by Higgy October 6, 2004
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nigger basket

Segregated portions of jails, prisons.
We were all in the nigger basket together.
by pissant300 February 21, 2008
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basket case

The phrase has its roots in WW2. When a soldier came into a medical facility with a limb or multiple limbs detatched from his body, the nurses would call the patient a "basket case". As in they had to bring the soldier to them in a basket.

Modern day usage is to describe someone that is in need of extreme assistance(mental or physical).
Well Marge they brought in another basket case, a grenade blew off his legs.
by Harvey May 13, 2005
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spinning basket

often performed in asian bath houses, this ancient practice involves a female (usually of oriental decent) dropping from the ceiling in a basket with her lower extemities hanging out of the basket while it is spinning eventually coming to rest on a gentleman's throbbing limb
I went to that whorehouse got a free spinning basket
by devoted fan May 14, 2003
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Market Basket

a.k.a. "the bucket", "the trash basket", MB

massachusetts and new hampshire supermarket chain. motto: "market basket, where you can get more for your dollar". characterized by cheap pay and horrible working conditions (crabby old ladies, leaky chicken, squashed grapes, etc.) overall, a wretched place to work.
by Krista August 19, 2003
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Ass Basket

A person who has demonstrated his ability to be more than just an ordinary ass! A massive jerk equivalent to a basket full of asses.
Jeez that guy is a real ass basket!
by Renegade63x September 18, 2009
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Fruits Basket

The story of 16 year old Tohru Honda who lives by herself in a tent after her grandfather has to remodel. She runs into the Sohma family and she learn that the family is cursed! The family turns into animals of the Chinese Zodiac when hugged by a member of the opposite sex! Very original story by Natsuki Takaya-sensei and beloved anime/manga. I highly recommend this to any anime/manga fan!
Example 1:
You're an apple!

You're a banana!

You're an orange!

Watermelon!

Peach!

Honda-san, you're the riceball.

I waited patiently for them to call "riceball"..

But I never thought things through enough to know..

That there's no way a riceball can be in a Fruits Basket.

Example 2: The snow always melts

Example 3: Kyo: DAMN RAT! ><;
by LittleOnigiriTohru January 1, 2005
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