America's pastime, and a sport that does actually involve effort, skill, determination, and fitness. For all those assholes that say "soccer" is the only sport that involves all of these traits, well fuck you. Just because you lawn fairies have never even tried the sport of baseball doesn't mean you can pretend you're to most athletic person on the planet. I'd like to see you outrun Alex Rodriguez. Beat David Ortiz in an arm wrestle. I dare you.
Naive soccer player: Hey, Mr. Baseball, your sport is retarded, and involves no skill.
Mr. Baseball: Suck my dick.
Mr. Baseball: Suck my dick.
by catcherspwn June 2, 2010
Get the Baseball mug.Baseball is the greatest sport in the world. It takes extreme concentration and you have to be patient.It is my personal favorite sport, and americas national pastime.A true baseball player would tell you that you will never have a bigger adrenaline ruch in your entire life, than the feeling you get when you hit a homerun, and i agree with that 100 percent. The game is often called boring, but dont listen to that, thats just what people what ADD say and cant stay focussed to play a great sport.
Baseball is the greatest sport ever.
by baseballplayer37 April 17, 2006
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1) Baseball slang. A strategy based on teamwork and good execution. Keeps the ball infield using walks, base hits, stolen bases and bunts.
2)term used in American politics to utiltize a means to an end through evil practices.
The migration of sport to politics is in the 'inside' depicted as a hall of mirrors. By providing info 'from the inside' results in overconfidence leaving the informants in fact clueless about what actually happens in the game or simply, bullshit baffles brains.
2)term used in American politics to utiltize a means to an end through evil practices.
The migration of sport to politics is in the 'inside' depicted as a hall of mirrors. By providing info 'from the inside' results in overconfidence leaving the informants in fact clueless about what actually happens in the game or simply, bullshit baffles brains.
1) The Baltimore Chop - where a batter swings downward on the ball resulting in a skyward rebound, allowing the batter to reach first base safely before the opposing team has a chance to make a play.
2) When McCain challenged Obama's committee work in the Senate, Obama brushed it off with "that's Senate inside baseball."
2) When McCain challenged Obama's committee work in the Senate, Obama brushed it off with "that's Senate inside baseball."
by john2 December 9, 2008
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Get the old school hollywood baseball mug.When a high school girl finds out someone is on varsity baseball and she goes for him now rather than when he was on junior varsity
baseball slut 1:katie did you hear that ralphie got moved up to varsity?
baseball slut 2: really now suddenly he is so much more attractive. i am going to go blow him
baseball slut 1: not if i blow him first!!!!
baseball slut 2: really now suddenly he is so much more attractive. i am going to go blow him
baseball slut 1: not if i blow him first!!!!
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Get the sandpaper baseball bat mug.A very difficult and amazing game, played by some of the greatest athletes in the world and if you think its boring youre retarded. This game is so difficult the failure rate is 7/10 times, if youre someone who doesnt like baseball and bashes it saying its easy then you obviously havent played or tried to pitch to buster posey, matt kemp, juan uribe, or andre ethier, or tried to hit a clayton kershaw 97 mph fastball. Do that well then say its easy.
Person 1: "Wow did you see that Kershaw struck out Howie Kendrick on 3 pitches!"
Person 2: "Yeah thats what happens when you throw 95 mph its baseball magic."
Person 2: "Yeah thats what happens when you throw 95 mph its baseball magic."
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